dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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