You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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