all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just had sex on a roof
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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