Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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