I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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