evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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