Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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