needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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