I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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