we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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