I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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