You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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