i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
my poor anus
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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