i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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