So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
