He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We need to rekindle our bromance
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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