Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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