walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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