I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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