My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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