I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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