last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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