Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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