Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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