normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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