And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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