he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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