I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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