On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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