I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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