i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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