I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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