Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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