saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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