I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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