What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Boobs are out for the taking
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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