fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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