She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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