Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Sorry about my life...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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