You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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