OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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