8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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