Whod you bang
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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