YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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