you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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