ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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