You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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