first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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