About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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