Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
