wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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