So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
